GreenCastle's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A Monkey Island Feast!]

not very pleasing

Graphics were okay for 8-bit. Not enough action. I was "rewarded" for finding the first two secrets by reading a bunch of text that didn't make sense and took a long time. Music was ANNOYING. Only humor is based on excrement. The best thing this film has going for it are the secrets, plus the time and effort it must have taken to put this together prevent me from giving this all zeroes, but frankly, I didn't like this movie at all. Not deserving of front page (but congrats anyway)

[FFEC Episode 1]

unoriginal

This is just like Brian Clevenger's 8-bit theater - of which I am a big fan - only not as high quality or as funny.

Chillmedia responds:

Aww... cry me a river... -_-

[The Return of Ganondorf]

Ha Ha... Very nice

My only question is why Gannondorf was invited to a slumber party... hmmm...

[Stick man vs. the ball]

Hmm...

Maybe if I were stoned I would have given that a 3.

[weird thingy!!!]

appreciable but not enough effort

I was really digging that. Sure, the story line didn't make a lot of sense, but I was enjoying it anyway. What I don't like was that it stopped so soon. The music (which I liked btw) was getting to a climatic point and then you just stopped. I was getting to like that blue character too. Also, I had to take off style points because looping your movie without the viewer's permission is a no no.

[Birds n' Bees]

Most offensive thing on NG

I wish I could give this a -9999 for Humor. I also wish that when you go to hell some self-respecting woman will strap one on and rape you for all eternity. GC

["brains"]

keep goin' kid

Nice work, I am amazed that this is your first flash. You are very talented and I would encourage you to pursue animation.
-- SatansPawn: I believe the inspiration for this was Griswold and the zombies in Diablo II; they walk around saying brains as well, am I right? :-)

[Turd of the Week]

that was l337

took a while to develop, but that was awesome!

[Crow Clock-Death to Rasp-]

I like it

This doesn't belong in the anti-clock category but I liked it, it was well made and fun to watch.

[Clock Destroyer]

ROFLMAO

That was fucking funny! Nice use of voices, brilliant script.

Rasperry_Clock:"Tell my girlfriend that I love her"
Orange_Clock:"But you do not have a girl friend"
...
LOL - any entry that forces me to laugh like yours did, on final exams week none the less, gets tens.