Total Medals Earned: 638 (From 79 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,090 Points
Medals Earned: 4/18 (45/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get the clock
Get Rabbit Death
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 5/18 (30/410 points)
Eliminate the psychic, Ishmael
Master the game's basic controls
Kill at least sixteen insects
Sink Tim the Pirate once and for all!
Defeat Ishmael with the screen still flipped
Destroy The Watcher in a final, epic battle!
Reach the end of 'Ice Quest'
Complete the entire game
Shoot off 200 of The Watcher's feathers
Wipe out all ninja in the colosseum
Defeat Tim the Pirate without using any combos
Find every secret item in the game
Unlock and defeat the secret boss
Unlock every bonus in the game
Defeat all three main bosses in the arena in epic mode
Gain a 'no damage' win over every boss in the arena
Defeat the secret boss in the arena in epic mode
Gain every other achievement in the game
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (150/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/245 points)
Complete the game!
Find at least 1 star!
Find at least 2 stars!
Find at least 3 stars!
Find at least 4 stars!
Get all 5 stars!
Medals Earned: 2/19 (75/645 points)
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
It sure is animaly in here
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Credit where credit is due
Listen to a song used in the game
Good job!
Oh my goodNess!
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/115 points)
Split horizontally for the first time
Split vertically for the first time
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 3/10 (45/500 points)
Lose a life on the stakes.
Die electrocuted
Achieve 30,000 points
Lose a life on the second level.
Finish all 25 levels
Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
Achieve 75,000 points
Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game
Medals Earned: 6/8 (215/415 points)
touch enemy or spike... not sooo clever!
kill the first enemy!
That's the way things work!
mastered the first floor!
found a gun!
kill the Evil End Boss!
maximum level experience!